mary's fail-ness.

today we went shopping at highpoint. and we were like trying to 'glam up'. we like found dresses and like shoes. and we were going to like trying to put this make up on, but like the people were like, you cant use it directly from the wand, it is again health regulations or some shit. and so we like oh, can you help us try these things on. and they were like, you have to buy 2 products and then we can do your makeup for you. and we really didnt want to, because we were like, meh. we just wanted to have fun. 

k so we also found shoes. mary- purple (as usual) and catherine- red (as usual) i didnt get anything. they were all ugly. 

ok. so then we went and tried the dresses on. i have a strapless dress. mary had flowing, but not long, it was black and white and floral. catherine had this dress that is the devil. it was pink at the botton and black at the top. i chose it. LOL.

we were in the dressing rooms. we were all in the same one, cause we wanted to take pictures, and like it was funny. we all got in our dresses. my one was EXTREMELY tight. like i could zip it up but man, i couldn't breathe. mary fitting in her dress very well, not very tight, but tight enough. it was soooo pretty on her. (anything looks pretty on mary:P) and catherine, LOL. it was like the tightest dress every! it didnt even zip up. we didnt check for size's, we just took anyone of the rack and put it on. 

we took pictures. posing. heheheh. it was LOL.

then we swapped dresses. i took mary's and she took mine. catherine was, wait, i dont know what she was doing. hahaha. my dress was also tight on mary. she couldnt breathe either. LOL. i fit in mary's dress but it looked better on mary. she has more cleavage. hehehe. 

and then we swapped again. i took catherines and she took mary's dress. and it catherine's dress didnt fit me either. LOL. catherine  fit into mary's dress.

more posing. LOL

 

and then i got changed back into my clothes. and mary tried catherine's dress. BAD IDEA. and because mary is a skinny bitch, we thought, aduh she should be able to fit into this dress. and so we were like CMON. go up ur damn zip. it didnt work. LOL. and then so we were like, ok lets get outta here.

so catherine got dressed. and well mary. a different story. she got stuck. then dress zip would NOT go down. we were like shit! and omg. it was sooo LOL. we were pulling and pulling at the zip, and man it did not like us. we tried pulling it over her head, nope, we tried pulling it down, nope. NOTHING. not a budge. we probably were very noising because then we heard, do i hear about a dress being stuck? SHITT.

we opened the door to a scary lady. she was soo mean. like. she was soo pissed at us. she is like oh that is a 6. (meaning we didnt fit) great. we are fatty's. and so she had to go and get this other lady, who was even scarier. ahh. she was like, you put too much pressure on the zip. blah blah blah. then she FINALLY she got it off. and we were like OMG.THANK YOU. 

and then i saw mary's boob. LOL. apparently not by accident

what a fun day. 

 funniest day.ever.could not stop laughing.